Saturday, March 22, 2008

Day 219: Uncommon Ground and A Mano

It's Saturday and The Husband is away on a ding-dang trip for work, so, naturally, I took the kids out for lunch. We sauntered merrily to Devon Avenue, where UNCOMMON GROUND, an upscale comfort food restaurant, has taken residence. I'm so gall-danged lazy that I'm now going to cut-and-paste my comments from Wordpress below. But it's not plagiarism because I'm ripping off myself, right?

"Uncommon Ground (1401 W. Devon Ave.; 773-465-9801). If you blot out Clark Street in Andersonville, the Far North Side is utterly devoid of fun restaurants that aren’t storefront Indian or gussied-up junk food. So, when Uncommon Ground opened on Devon Avenue, which is just four blocks from our condo, I jumped up and clicked my heels together. This past week, I ate there twice, once on Super-Duper Tuesday and again on Saturday night. The first meal was great: The Husband and I decided to splurge on a mid-week meal out with the kids and so we went to Uncommon Ground and ordered a smorgasbord of comfort food including a burger, the bacon-wrapped meatloaf, pizza, and sweet-potato fries. YUMMY, YUCKY (too dry), YUCKY (too greasy), and YUMMY, but overall exactly what you want on a cold, blizzardy night in Chicago. On Saturday, we went with The Husband’s parents and, although the calamari appetizer was terrific (the light batter is saturated with a sweet and spicy Korean-ish sauce), the rest of the dinner was basically terrible. The Husband’s cassoulet was more like pork and beans (brown, mushy, and dull tasting); I ordered a pasta dish, oxtail ragu with cheese-filled gnocchi, that was served in a bowl and oversauced to the point where it really seemed like a soup; and I did not finish my chocolate cake dessert, a tragedy that speaks for itself. WIGB? I’m sure I’ll go back many, many times, but it won’t be for the food. The sweet potato fries, however, are excellent — crispity-crunchity and not overbrown as sweet potato fries tend to be — and perhaps themselves worth the trip."

Today's meal was pretty good: The Millworker Burger (or, Mill-something -- Millman? Miller? I can't remember . . .), $14, was a big messy pile of toppings on a juicy, well-seasoned patty of beef, cooked perfectly to medium as requested (it was, however, weirdly uniform in thickness, which suggests to me that it's purchased and not hand pressed; not necessarily a bad thing, just sayin'). Piquillo peppers (when did these things become so popular?), two thick slices of bacon (Nueske brand, from somewhere in Wisconsin, I believe, and has a cult following), Boursin cheese (the snob's Velveeta), plus the usual burger toppings -- romaine lettuce leaf, two slices of plum tomato, a slice of pickle, and raw red onion. And, big ass bun, which I didn't eat. We also ordered the blackened tilapia fish tacos, $11. It was good: not overcooked, peppery spicy stuff on the fish, good cilantro-laden slaw with squash-and-tomato cubes next to it, and a huge coma-inducing pile of fries. For dessert, I divided one scoop of pumpkin spice gelato into three precisely equal parts between me, Isabella, and Finn. So, YUMMY, even though, as I noted before, the food does not sing; it's merely better-than-OK. WIGB? Yes, because one should not reject a good draft beer selection within walking distance of one's condo.

A couple weeks ago, I and a friend tried A MANO (335 N. Dearborn St,; 312-629-3500), only the latest in the string of fancy thin-crust pizza restaurants to dot the city in the past year or so. This one is the brainchild of Brian Duncan, the wine director of Bin 36, another restaurant, upstairs from A Mano, and a couple of other guys, possibly one of whom is a chef-type person. I submit for your review some photos of the food. In descending order, they are: 1) artichoke salad; 2) octopus salad with fingerling potatoes and anchovy dressing; 3) truffled mushroom pizza with onion jam and roasted hazelnuts; 4) beef carpaccio. The salads were both pretty bad -- the artichokes were kind of fibrous along some edges, which is not right, and the dressing on the octopus was fishy in a bad way. The pizza was nice looking but too sweet for my taste because the base layer -- rather than tomato sauce or nothing, if it's a white pizza -- is the onion jam. The hazelnuts were a surprise element (not in the menu description) and not a good one. I don't know if it comes across in the photo, but does the crust look too puffy and on the dry side, more like bread than it should be? The beef carpaccio, with lightly dressed baby arugula, was the winner, but it's such a small amount of food you want to cry. On balance, YUCKY. I can see the appeal of this place: the menu consists of appealing and accessible Italian dishes and the space is large and polished. But ultimately the decor makes me think of office Christmas parties and the food doesn't have much personality. WIGB? Not anytime soon because you need to like more than one out of four dishes ordered; and it's quite expensive. Our lunch, which was really three apps and an entree plus two desserts, cost $51 including tip. But I would go back for the house-made gelato -- the pistachio, chocolate chip, and honey were my favorites -- on a hot, sunny day. Oh, summer!




Friday, March 21, 2008

Day 218: Ugh . . . Blogger, too?

If anyone else is out there, can you tell me if posts are getting cut off on the right side of the screen? It's happening to me, and doesn't fix itself when I widen the browser window. Is this happening to you?

Please let me know in the comments. Thanks!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Day 217: Roasted Broccoli

Because I'm such a post miser, here's one from my brief dalliance at Wordpress.

Am I the only person who cannot remember how to spell "broccoli." Right in the middle of the word, I think to myself, "Now, is it two c's or two l's?" Every time!

Upon threat of disbarment from Karin S. -- which is to say, removed from her browser's bookmark bar -- I am frantically posting to beat her Saturday deadline. This one's a keeper, Karin! Don't demote me!

In the current issue of Cook's Illustrated magazine, there's a killer recipe for the most boring vegetable on the planet: yes, broccoli. All's you do is hack up a head of broccoli (stem, too), toss the pieces in 3 tablespoons of extra-virgin olive oil, 1/2 teaspoon of salt, 1/2 teaspoon of sugar, and some grindings of black pepper. Strew in a single layer on a pan that's been preheated in a 500-degree oven and roast for 9 to 11 minutes. Easy! No parboiling! No stinky post-steaming broccoli water!

Make it tonight. Make it every night.

YUMMY.

Day 217: We're Back!

I tried to upgrade to a better blogging platform only to be blown back by my own techno-incompetence. What can I say? I'm an old lady with a brain that is calcifying before my eyes. Rather than stoop to another "Help Me! Oh Blogging Gods!" post, I've decided to admit defeat and continue blogging at my old, user-friendly URL. Aahhhh! It feels good.

I just lunched on leftovers from my new favorite neighborhood cheapie ethnic restaurant: Summer Noodle & Rice. Here are two pictures of Summer's uncommonly fresh Thai food. The first picture is panang curry beef ($7 plus a $1 surcharge for beef): rich and sweet as a panang should be. What was striking about this version is that the beef is somehow braised, rather than sliced and just cooked in the curry, and left in big, fatty chunks that verily fall apart when you approach with a fork. Delicious! The second picture is the tom kha kai, the famous coconut-milk-and-chicken soup of Thailand, which here is an exercise in authentic aromatics: can you see the chunks of galangal, next to the slivers of lemongrass, next to the kaffir lime leaf, next to the floating red Thai chili? This food is fantastic -- the curries are handmade (so attested the counter girl when asked by me), the vegetables are treated with care, and the spiciness is gutsy, authentic, and does not pander to the alleged sensitivity of the American palate! It's the Barack Obama of storefront Thai restaurants! I actually have yet to eat-in: the ambiance is design-on-the-cheap minimalism; for example, the seats are molded plastic with a hole right where your back wants to lean up against something. But, one thing is for certain, the food is YUMMY. [EDITOR'S NOTE: An important clarification, the Thai food is yummy. We've ordered two of the Chinese dishes on the menu -- beef and broccoli, and the lo mein with chicken -- and both were so bad they made us think that the cook's were like, literally, making up the recipes. The lo mein looked like off-the-shelf-from-Dominick's Prince brand linguini. I kid you not.]




SUMMER NOODLE & RICE, 1123 W. Granville Ave.; 773-761-8500. WIGB? I would go back and have -- like, six times in the past two weeks.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Day 141: We've Moved!

Hey everybody!
In an continued effort to bring you the best blog experience possible, I've taken the liberty of moving Yummy or Yucky to a new address. It is:

YUMMYORYUCKY.WORDPRESS.COM

Starting right this very minute, I will no longer be updating the blog at this address. So, come on over!

Love,
Vanessa

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Day 136: The Blog Lives!

The Husband, in a fit of pique, said last night to someone, "The blog is dead. The blog is dead!" Well, he's wrong! The Blog Lives! In the spirit of the day--today is my birthday! Happy Birthday to me!--the blog returns from its unintentional and un-pre-forewarned four-week hiatus. Some highlights from the month gone by:



We went to Hawaii and all I took was three lousy photos of a lunch. The lunch was actually pretty YUMMY, mostly because we had just come from a perfect day at Hanauma Bay, a great beach on the island's east coast. At the Kona Brewing Co., a local microbrewery and restaurant, we sat on the patio and gazed across a marina toward a bunch of mountains. Ahhh! The kids shared a pizza, The Husband ordered the French dip, and I got the hamburger, which came on a purple bun! From top to bottom: my burger, the house pale ale, and a slice of Lilikoi cheesecake. Lilikoi is tart; it's similar to passion fruit.

Proof that The Husband is a certified cooking loon, he made these lovely and delicious oven-baked pork chops, the recipe for which he encountered in Cook's Illustrated magazine while perusing our stack of post-vacation mail. They were as YUMMY as they look and not exactly a snap to make. The chops are brined (Me: "Are the pork chops brined?" Him: "Of course.") and crumb coated (Me: "Are the crumbs panko or did you make them yourself?" Him: "I made them myself."). All this effort just two days before our annual holiday extravaganza, featuring the best and original cookie contest!

THE WINNER: There's only half of one left not surprising since "H" was the winning cookie. This cookie, a Polish kolachy, not only earned the most points but also attracted the most votes. Here's how the scoring works: Guests at the party may sample as many or as few cookies as they like. Then, via secret ballot, they vote for their top three cookies. A first place vote earns a cookie three points; second place gets you two points; and third place just one point. Then, we add up the points and, voila, an award-winning cookie is born. No lobbying is allowed and the entries are anonymous, identified only by letter. The Husband is the keeper of the master list of entries and also tallies the votes. The H cookies were made by Alyssa, the mom of a girl who went to Isabella's preschool. Amazing results for a first timer! They also contained no eggs or sugar.

SECOND PLACE: Cassie's cookie, "B," missed tying for first by just one point! Just one point! It looks like a nut cookie, sort of like a Mexican wedding cookie without the powdered sugar on the outside.

THIRD PLACE: "C" took third and were submitted by Jane, a coworker of The Husband's. They were green-sugar sprinkled sugar-cookie wreaths with big red bows drawn on the top in icing. A treat for the eyes and the palate!

HONORABLE MENTION FOR MOST OVER-THE-TOP: This is not an official award and, basically, I'm making it up as I type. But I wanted to post this photo of my friend Carol's cookie, a late entry that failed to place but represented a lot of forethought and effort. Not only are there hand colored marshmallows affixed in a pinwheel pattern, but the cookies themselves have a nugget of chocolate embedded within. This cookie is crazy! And, it must be said, YUMMY.

Happy New Year everyone! Yummy or Yucky will roar back to life in 2008.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Day 109: We Love Stuffing

Unsurprisingly, stuffing won the latest poll with 40 percent of the vote; the balance of votes split more or less evenly between mashed potatoes (20 percent), mashed sweet potatoes (10 percent), brussel sprouts (10 percent), gravy (10 percent), and pumpkin pie (10 percent). Nobody loves cranberry sauce. Here's an idea: next year, I'm going to buy a jar of ligonberry sauce at Ikea and serve that instead.

Thanks for voting!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Day 107: Spacca Napoli

May I take a moment to whine? Blogging is hard! Today's post is not about What We Ate Today; rather, it's What We Ate a Week Ago When The Husband's Brother Was in Town But I Didn't Have Time to Throw Onto the Blog Whatwith the Craziness of Thanksgiving And All. Anyhoo, what we ate today wasn't very exiciting anyway: pancakes and bacon, leftovers for lunch, and leftovers for dinner.

So last week Friday (gosh, was it actually two weeks ago?) we packed up the entire family -- The Husband, his parents, his brother and his brother's wife and three kids, and our two kids -- and journeyed to the Ravenswood neighborhood to finally, finally try the pizza at Spacca Napoli, one of the wave of Neapolitan pizzerias that have opened in Chicago recently. It has gotten unmitigated raves, pretty much, since it opened a couple years ago so naturally I was curious. The restaurant is an unassuming two-room space; on one side there's the open kitchen with its bigass oven, on the other is a room of tables. I would estimate that the restaurant can accommodate maybe 50 diners at a time. Not huge.

The house salad. It's your standard-issue mesclun mix but the salad includes a bunch of super delicious fresh green olives. They didn't seem brined at all and tasted fruity in that way you sometimes associate with nice olive oil. The flesh was crisp and full of green, earthy flavor. YUMMY. The Husband's father, Terry, ordered the soup of the day, minestrone. It was really good, too. Thick but not pasty, rich with a smoky bacony or hammy flavor, and no filler pasta that we can recall. Also YUMMY.

The prosciutto-and-arugula pizza. It looks a little anemic in this picture, but boy was it YUMMY. The deal with the crust at Spacca, as the regulars like to call it, is that it's so thin people talk about the pizzas being a little "wet" in the centers. This one didn't have that problem, or quality, at all and was a great combination of the salty and the bitter. Actually, it was more like a ham sandwich than a pizza (a ham sandwich is The Husband's idea of perfect food). He loved it. Other pizzas ordered at the table: Margherita (it's a cheese pizza; was YUMMY but not amazing); a cheese-less Marinara pizza (so few toppings it's practically not there but strangely compelling); the Funghi pizza (didn't get the report on this one); and the sausage pizza (forgettable, I guess, since I can't remember anything about it).

Zabaglione, an Italian custard, with raspberries; and, next to it, pistachio gelato. Both were pretty OK. I'm not going to declare them YUCKY per se, however, the zabaglione had a grainy texture that I didn't like and the pistachio gelato was one-dimensional, almost like it needed salt or something. Fatty and flaccid. I do love the way the raspberries look resting in the custard like jewels on a pillow.

SPACCA NAPOLI, 1769 W. Sunnyside Ave.; 773-878-2420, spaccanapolipizzeria.com: WIGB? Hell yes! It may not be the most awe-inspiring pizza ever made (crust could have been more blistered and crackly for me) but it's a solid neighborhood joint doing an authentic kind of Italian thing. What's not to love?

Monday, November 26, 2007

Day 102: T-day Post Mortem

Thanksgiving seems a world away by now but before it vanishes completely into the mists of memory let's review this year's hits and misses:

-- Green beans: Would I make it again, or WIMIA? YES, but it was such a non recipe it's almost like asking, Would I serve water at dinner again.
-- Roasted root vegetables with fennel spice: YES. All were good-to-excellent (carrots, red onions, fennel, purple cauliflower, parsnip), except for the zucchini which turned to mush. It's possible that I needed to roast the zucchini on the pan closer to the heat. As it was, the zucchini was in a pan on top of a rack with another pan and as a result steamed instead of browned.
-- Mashed potatoes with green onions, a.k.a. champ: NO. Somehow it was dry -- tasty, but dry. How can four pounds of mashed potatoes with a full cup of heavy cream and a whole stick of butter possibly be dry? Don't ask me because I won't be making this recipe again. Plus, I cut my finger on the mandoline, which I used to slice the green onions because our knives are so dull. Ouch!
-- Cranberry sauce with cherries: Everyone seemed to enjoy this sauce but I thought it was too tart and grainy. It may be true that all real cranberry sauces are grainy and I did use slightly less sugar than called for in the recipe; still, the answer is NO.
-- Italian bread stuffing with sausage, apple, and dried apricots: YES, but I may have cooked it poorly this time because it fell apart when you spooned it up. All the elements of this recipe come together harmoniously, flavor wise, and very prettily (if you try this one, use the full amount of minced parsley; it seems like an unholy amount -- 1/2 cup -- but it is exactly as much as you need). Thing is, I did not have a turkey to stuff and since the stuffing only baked in a pan I think I should have added a lot more stock to help it adhere and soften.

-- Brussel sprouts with crispy shallots and sauteed mushrooms: YES. The best side dish I made. This is a killer recipe and worth all the labor. The brussel sprouts, which are tossed in minced garlic and olive oil, become perfectly caramelized if you place them cut side down on the pan, since the oven is so hot (450 degrees). When you saute the mushrooms, do as Master Chiarello commands and do not move them after they first hit the pan until they have seared; otherwise they will give off too much liquid and turn soggy. Fry the shallots over medium-low heat so they don't burn, and try to cut them a uniform width and not paper thin. All will be well if you do these things.

-- Pumpkin cheesecake: YES. This is an easy crowd pleaser. Finn helped me decorate; you can see his paw print on the right side of the cheesecake. Not too sweet, spicy due to the gingersnap crust, full of fat, and dense but not dry. You could feed 50 people with one 9-inch cheesecake. My only question concerns the pressed-in cookie crust: how do you avoid that chubby build-up right where the side of the pan meets the bottom of the pan? Cheesecake experts, please report to the comments section.
-- Double-crust apple pie: NO. I used Rose Levy Beranbaum's recipe for "The Best All-American Apple Pie" and it wasn't -- or, more to the point, it wasn't worth the trouble. This recipe asks you to macerate the apples for up to 3 hours (after a toss in sugar and lemon), capturing the juices in a bowl under a strainer. Then, you boil down the juices and pour it over the apples before baking. I love that idea! But, in practice, it didn't seem to make a huge difference since the apples still sank down after baking, leaving a big air pocket under the top crust. I hate that air pocket! Moving on.

-- Bittersweet chocolate pecan pie. YES. First off, I'm happy to report that pecan pie is, in Paige's inimitable phraseology, stupid easy to make. You literally just crack a bunch of eggs into a pile of sugar and corn syrup and pour it into a crust, then bake. This recipe adds a layer of melted chocolate and the result is nothing short of a homemade candy bar. Fantastically delicious. This one is a keeper.

And, The Turkey -- looks pretty good, eh? Sidni, mother of The Husband, fretted that she left the bird in the oven too long and as a result dried out the breast meat. The dark meat was just fine and all I ever eat, so as far as this blog is concered it was YUMMY.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Day 96: Pizza Metro

Behold my new favorite pizza in the whole city of Chicago: the PIZZA METRO potato-rosemary pie. Actually, I like the version of this without red sauce but either is pretty darn YUMMY. Pizza Metro delivers from two locations, sadly neither by our house:
-- The original Pizza Metro at 1707 W. Division St. (at Paulina); 773-278-1753.
-- Pizza Metro West, which is new, at 2534 W. Division (at Maplewood); 773-489-9880.

The crust is buttery and of a type I've only seen in Chicago. It's similar to Lou Malnati's crust but thinner and crisp. A joint called Pizano's makes a similar pizza but I've always found its crust weirdly sour, as if it's fermented. Pizza Metro's potato topping is pure genius: parcooked slices under a blanket of cheese, transforming pizza from a greasy indulgence to something approaching a square meal! Hallelujah! A call to the original Pizza Metro yielded this pertinent bit of info: Pizza Metro 2 at 925 North Ashland Avenue is not a part of this local micro-chain. According to the man who answered the phone at Pizza Metro, the owner of the business sold this location and it now offers "a different product." Accept no imitators!

OK, WAIT A MINUTE: I just realized that the potato-rosemary "white" pizza that I like so much is actually from Pizza Metro 2 (925 N. Ashland Ave.; 773-772-3267). So accept no imitators, except maybe this one if you happen to be ordering this one specific pizza.

Day 96: Everybody Loves Thin-Crust Pizza

. . . well, everybody except two people. In the latest poll, thin-crust pizza whomps the competition, winning 85 percent of the vote!

Thanks for voting!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Day 94: Thanksgiving Prep Hell

Are you starting to sweat? If you're making Thanksgiving dinner, you'd better be! This year, resigned to the fact that due to circumstances beyond my control I will never be able to make a full Thanksgiving dinner by myself, I offered to make the side dishes and dessert for dinner at the in-laws.

Here's what I'm making:

-- Green beans: blanched and sauteed.
-- Roasted root vegetables: carrots, squash, parnsips, rutabaga, zucchini, fennel, red onion, tossed in olive oil, salt, pepper, and Michael Chiarello's amazingly versatile fennel spice.
-- Mashed potatoes: I'm making "champ" which is mashed potatoes with green onions mixed in. It's an Irish dish.
-- Cranberry sauce: the recipe is from Epicurious and received a 4-fork rating after 71 reviews; 97 percent of the reviewers said they would make it again. It's here.
-- Italian bread stuffing with sausage, apples, and apricots: This is Paige's standby recipe and she's a fussy eater so I'm confident it will rock.
-- Brussel sprouts with shallots and wild mushrooms: I'm using just regular cremini mushrooms but I think it'll still be good. Recipe, also from Epicurious, here. It was rated 3.5 forks after 23 reviews and 95 percent would make it again, so pretty good!

Dessert:
-- Pumpkin cheesecake: I like pumpkin pie but I really, really want to try making a cheesecake so this is going to be the pumpkin dessert this year. Again from Epicurious, here. An astonishing 4 forks after 235 reviews, 91 percent would make it again.
-- Double crust apple pie: I haven't settled on a recipe yet. I may use the one for rum-raisin apple pie, from Epicurious, here. Or, I may try one from a dessert book. I'll report back with the verdict later this week.
-- Bittersweet-chocolate pecan pie: I've never had a pecan pie before so this will be interesting. Using this recipe, from Epicurious, available here.

I also went to Sam's Wines and asked the guy to help me find four wines straight out of a Food & Wine magazine story about good Thanksgiving wines under $15. Never done that before -- it feels like cheating, somehow -- but it was so easy! Is this what everybody does? I love America.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Day 93: Brasserie Bonanza

Perhaps subconsciously with the blog in mind, I have been eating out quite a bit lately. Last Saturday, The Husband and I went on a couple date -- that is, a date with another couple. We agreed on OLD TOWN BRASSERIE, a new French restaurant in Old Town, which is the neighborhood in Chicago just north of the commercial area of the city (Gold Coast, Rush Street, Michigan Avenue) and home to Second City, a bunch of random local businesses, and many high-rise residential towers. I completely spaced and forgot to take pictures so you'll have to imagine the clubby, upholstered decor; the brass trimmings; the fiftysomething clientele; and the strangely un-nouvelle French food, including beef Wellington (is this a brasserie dish?), a limpid but somewhat bitter duck consomme, an unremarkable escargots appetizer, rack of lamb served with two gray lobes of Kobe beef, and a rotisserie chicken dish that was beige incarnate. It wasn't exactly YUCKY but I wouldn't call it yummy either. In general, the food wasn't rough and rustic enough for me and certainly not my idea of a brasserie menu, which, perhaps wrongly, I think of as steaks, frites, brandade, stuff like that. Maybe that's bistro fare. It might have been the formal atmosphere, which, while not hushed, had a starchy quality. When I think of a brasserie, I picture food falling out of the mouths of rosy-cheeked patrons who are tipping back in their chairs, waving their forks in the air, and having a gay ole time. Perhaps I'm confusing dinner with a Toulouse Lautrec painting of a whorehouse.

Here's the rather not helpful Wikipedia definition of brasserie versus bistro:
In France, a brasserie is a café doubling as a restaurant with a relaxed setting, which serves single dishes and other meals. It can be expected to have professional service and printed menus (unlike a bistro which may have neither), but more informal eating hours than a full-fledged restaurant. Typically, a brasserie is open every day of the week and the same menu is served all day. The word 'brasserie' is also French for brewery and, by extension, "the brewing business."

During the week, I and a couple of workmates trundled over to BRASSERIE RUHLMANN, a spanking new restaurant conceived in and imported from New York City in partnership with the people who own Japonais, a local high-end sushi experience. [PERTINENT UPDATE, 12/3/07: The executive chef is Christian Delouvrier, the ex-chef de cuisine of the Alain Ducasse restaurant in the Essex Hotel; the scuttlebutt is that Alain Ducasse, the original multi-venue globe-trotting chef, fired Delouvrier when the New York restaurant lost a star (or perhaps half a star; who can remember?) from the NY Times dining critic. The chef of the New York original -- at least I think the original is the Rockefeller Center location -- is Laurent Tourondel, another celebrity Frenchy. The name of the Chicago outpost is actually Brasserie Ruhlmann SteakHouse; do notice the dorky intercapping. The name Ruhlmann, according to Metromix, is a reference to Emile-Jacques Ruhlmann, who, according to Wikipedia, was an early 20th century interior decorator.] Housed in a huge glass-and-steel building near the river, the restaurant space is lavishly large -- soaring high ceilings, wide expanses of banquettes, acres of tiled floor -- and the level of staffing is so maximal it's almost comic. This menu is fun! Lots of Frenchy entrees to choose from, yummy steakhouse sides (mac and cheese, creamed spinach, fries), steak and tuna tartares, raw bar selections including west and east coast oysters, and specialty martinis! The menu put me in such a good mood I ordered a white-chocolate martini, which, it must be said, is an abomination. YUCKY, for sure; it tastes like the dregs of a spiked party punch that used to have a sherbet floater. Anyway, the food:

Paige ordered the skate wing, beating Shane to it (old friends, they have a rule between them of no redundant ordering). Shane groaned in agony, then settled on the navarin of lamb (a rich and dark stew), which turned out to be the table's best entree. The skate, with butter and capers, was YUMMY if a hair salty and presentation-wise I am admittedly a sucker for the balanced palette, here brown, bright-green, and red. I ordered the "Cowboy Steak," a honkin' bone-in rib eye cut of Angus beef, which the man sitting at the table next to me said was not prime beef. "Angus is never prime," said the man, named Lee, who told me he worked in the restaurant industry in Arizona. I did not know that! He estimated my entree cost the restaurant $14 or $15; it cost me $42. For one lousy steak! Not including any sides! It was pretty good: fatty as one would expect and reasonably well crusted. Nothing to write home about.

Frites! And, off to the side in the picture, something called "Potatoes Ruhlmann," described by our big-and-tall waiter as "cooked in duck confit." He probably meant duck fat. We thought it was going to be a fancy, extra-super-special potato invention but it was just deep-fried, though not in duck confit. Both were YUMMY but the fries could have been more crisp and, really, I'd eat just about any kind of fried potato.

Oysters at the raw bar. We did not order any raw items but the long and ice-packed display is sure fun to look at. We did catch a whiff of the raw bar as we entered the restaurant. It faintly smelled like the underside of a pier.

This was Shane's dessert: a chocolate tart with a scoop of milk-chocolate ice cream on a chocolate tuile. The crust detached from the bottom of the tart, and I couldn't detect any chocolate flavor in the ice cream. YUCKY. On the other hand, my apple tart was fantastic.


Brasserie Ruhlmann, 500 W. Superior St.; 312-494-1900. WIGB? No. Too expensive, too big, disorganized service, and a concept so assiduously rendered that it feels mass produced. No quirks and thus zero personality.

Old Town Brasserie, 1209 N. Wells St.; 312-943-3000. WIGB? No. Probably not a bad restaurant but I'm not the right audience for it.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Day 92: Bake Sale -- At Work?

Correct me if I'm wrong about this but I thought bake sales were what elementary schools did to raise money for, like, new music stands or reupholstering the seats in the auditorium. A couple days ago, my always-up-for-a-snack coworker Cassie comes bounding over and says, "Bake sale! Let's go!" Obviously, I must check it out. Wallets in hand, we go to the lobby like rodents to the garbage pile.

One of the bake sale attendents, there were two, informed us that all the goods were homemade. There were cookies, pieces of cake on plates, stuff wrapped in festive holiday cellophane, and many other treats. David, who tagged along, bought an oatmeal cookie, $1. Cassie picked this nut-covered cupcake, $1. It's a peanut-butter cupcake with chocolate icing. The cupcake was dry as sawdust and the nuts -- filberts! -- were not as crispity-crunchity as I thought they would be. YUCKY. Cassie ate the whole thing.

I bought a slice of pie, $2. Apple. Once upstairs, everyone took a bite and weighed in. Mostly, thumbs up. The apples were soft but very nicely cut -- even slices, all the same size more or less -- and the filling was sweet, perhaps a little too sweet. The top crust was a thin layer but flaky, buttery, and tender. It worked for me; I just wish there was more of it! I love crust! So, on balance, I guess I'd say YUMMY. However, if I were the pie baker, I'd definitely try a new recipe for the next bake sale.

Later, as I was passing through the lobby on my way to the hideous company cafeteria, the bake sale tables were bare except for three last cupcakes or something. "Did you crack a million?" I called out to the same attendent who helped us earlier. Ha ha! he laughed. "No. But we did really well!"

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Day 90: New Pizza Poll

Please support your favorite style of pizza! Vote! And, stay tuned for the results . . .

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Day 89: Weekend Report, Part 2

ANATOMY OF AN AUTHENTIC HOTPOT EXPERIENCE (from top left to right then down from left to right, although I'm really not sure how this is going to look on screens other than my own; oh well, try to follow along):

On Sunday, The Husband and I trekked all the way down to Chinatown for HOTPOT! The occasion was a birthday lunch for Alyna, The Husband's friend from college, and she mandated no kids due to the potential for knocked over cauldrons of boiling soup. The venue was (1) Lao Sze Chuan, a well known Szechuan Chinese restaurant widely regarded as one of the city's best, located at the end of a big retail mall on Archer Avenue; (2) the platter brought to the table was covered with an assortment of raw fish (sole), shellfish (mussels and prawns), squid, fish balls (the white ones are fish cake and the orange ones are shrimp), and fermented soy products (firm tofu and tofu skins); (3) then, came the meat -- thinly sliced and deeply marbled lamb, as you see here, as well as thinly sliced beef -- and a bowl of rice noodles; (4) on the side, we received a plate of hacked up chicken with a gingery sauce that reminded me of a dish I've only seen in Hawaii called Ginger Chicken; (5) the amazing bubbling hotpot itself!; (6) Tony Hu, the owner of Lao Sze Chuan and hotpot lover. Whew!

Here's how it works:

First, you sit down at a round table in the center of which sits a portable cooktop. The waiters bring a pot, which in our case was divided into two equal halves -- one side contained spicy soup, or "base" as they were calling it, and one side contained non-spicy base. (I believe it's mostly chicken stock.) The flame goes on and, as the soup begins to boil, you are supposed to ever-so delicately place raw items into the pot. The Husband and I were sitting at the table with Pete, Alyna's husband, who acted as the resident expert. "Contribute and take," he commanded. "It's Communist food." (That second part might have been a little joke.)

Then, you eat and eat and eat, drinking beer the whole time and laughing and talking and getting to know your fellow hotpotters. It's fun! And, YUMMY, especially the lamb and the sole. I like it spicy.


QUOTES FROM THE GUESTS ABOUT HOTPOT AND WHETHER THEY LIKE IT SPICY OR NON-SPICY:

-- Alyna said, "It's fun." Spicy.
-- Angela said, "Great winter meal." Spicy.
-- Ian said, "Excellent!" Spicy, though he likes it "both ways."
-- Rena said, "Let them eat cake, which in this context means it satisfies a whole lot of different sentiment." (I may have not gotten that down quite right as it makes no sense to me now.) Non-spicy.
-- When asked, "What's your take on hotpot?" Stratford said, "What's that?" Spicy.
-- Minal said, "I ordered the hot-and-sour rice noodle soup," which she found "really hard to eat."
-- Elise said, "I enjoyed it. I had no idea what it was. It's not like dim sum at all." Spicy.
-- Iyanda said, "It was good. I liked it, the idea of cooking my own food, picking what I want." Spicy.
-- Gigi said, "Yummy. I didn't know what to do with the sauces. I really liked the lamb and the shrimp balls." 50-50 Spicy and non-spicy.
-- Bob said, "Great gathering place. Make food with your friends." (He probably spoke in full sentences but it's not in my notes. Sorry, Bob!) 80 percent spicy, 20 percent non-spicy.
-- The Husband was too busy eating and talking to Bob. (To be honest, I forgot to interview him, which he pointed out, a little dejectedly, during the car ride home.)

Tony, who moved to Chicago from Chengdu, in southwestern China, said this about hotpot: "In 1993, the last meal I had in China was hotpot. My friends came to my house. One group ate hotpot; one group played mahjong; one group did karaoke; and one group played cards. Then, we would switch places. For 24 hours!"

Tony's tips for cooking and eating hotpot:
-- Lamb, beef cooks for 20 seconds.
-- Seafood for 5 minutes.
-- Vegetables for 3 minutes.
-- "Use the baskets to go fishing," Tony said, gently chiding us for using our personal chopsticks in the communal hotpot. He's referring to lightweight wire baskets with long handles; each person gets one. Mine became hopelessly encrusted with chili peppers and rice noodles; I am clearly no hotpot savant. More than once, we fished out a basket that had sunk to the bottom of the hotpot. Yuck.
-- Sesame sauce traditionally goes with lamb. Used in northern China.
-- BBQ sauce is Taiwanese.
-- Garlic sauce, which is basically mashed roasted garlic, is Szechuan and the only sauce Tony used for a long time before he tried others.

These are the egg custard tarts at Saint Anna Bakery & Cafe (Chinatown Square, 2158 S. Archer Ave.; 312-225-3168). I can't pass them up when I see them and these were fresh from the oven. They were actually too hot to eat (they don't taste like much until they've cooled), but I ate one anyway. And bought two more. Ate those too. YUMMY.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Day 88: Weekend Report, Part 1

The weekend started on Friday afternoon when a coworker used a Jedi mind trick to lure me, zombie-like, out of the building for lunch. Actually, she suggested La Madia, a nearby fancy-pizza restaurant on Grand Street that just opened a few weeks ago, and I, dedicated blogger and ravenous omnivore, could not resist. La Madia, whose website is here, is one of several so-called Neapolitan-style pizzerias to open in Chicago recently, most within the last year or so. (Others include Spacca Napoli, Sapore di Napoli, Coalfire, Pizzeria Via Stato, and A Mano, all in the city.) The gist is spare toppings on an ultra-thin yeasted crust, blistered around the edges and lightly charred on the bottom. This is my kind of pizza and La Madia, so I had heard, was a contender for top honors.

Billed as "fondue," this starter is basically a big loaf of piping-hot bread with a side of tomato sauce with some cheese melted in there. It was YUMMY but kind of lunkheadedly so, i.e. yummy in the way that, like, a grilled cheese sandwich or a bowl of cereal is.

What I really wanted was a basic all-arugula salad with shaved Parmigiano-Reggiano on top but when I said that to our waiter he looked back at me in such a non-comprehending way that I decided not to risk it. This salad -- arugula, apples, and candied walnuts -- is on the menu and so I figured, OK, let's taste something that they have concocted for our gustatory pleasure. It was YUCKY: the vinaigrette was oily, the arugula had no bite, and I hate the way they put it on the plate, all messy and random. This salad made me sad. The owner of the restaurant stopped by to ask us how we liked the food. Cassie, my coworker, told him the fondue was misnamed and the sauce tasted like Ragu; I remarked that the vinaigrette was underseasoned. He asked!

And, finally, the pizza! We ordered one pizza to share with fennel sausage ("housemade" in restaurant parlance), sweet peppers, and Vidalia onions (which are not in season, but whatev). It looked pretty but ultimately didn't have any guts. It was bland and not that textural, and desperately needed some red sauce to bring a little acidity. So, YUCKY, even though I enjoyed it when dipped into the fondue.

So, would I go back (henceforth abbreviated WIGB)? Probably yes, even though the decor is cold and corporate-ish, the food did not make me slap my forehead in amazement, and the prices are pretty high for what it is. What can I say?


A FEW HOURS LATER . . .

That night, I got together for dinner with six friends from college (around the table from my left it was Mark, Carol, Mark, Maria, Scott, and Tom -- they wanted me to use pseudonyms borrowed from Peanuts characters but I refuse, mainly because everyone agreed that I was Marcy). Maria, visiting from Baltimore, picked Bin 36, a local wine bar and restaurant (look here). It was jam packed and positively bustling. Bin 36 is a great idea: the restaurant serves a staggering selection of flights of wine, creatively put together and narrated on the menu in brilliantly user-friendly language. For example, the sparkling wine flight is called "Bubbles" and the flight of big, bold red wines (Shirazes and Zinfandels) is called "Sexy Reds" (the slutty wines, as sommelier Belinda Chang is fond of saying). All I'm going to say about the food is that it's crazily overseasoned and altogether cudgeled into submission, flavor-wise. I ordered the oven roasted lamb tenderloin with hen-of-the-woods mushrooms and leeks, red mustard greens, and a pinot noir reduction ($26); the dish was paired with a 2005 pinot noir from a winery called Picket Fence in the Russian River Valley in California (the wine was YUMMY). The tenderloin was basically well cooked but served under this strange tangle of mushrooms and leeks, which reminded me alternately of hair and seaweed -- not a good association. There was a lot of dark jus on the plate and all the elements tasted the same to me: no distinct flavors, no brilliant high notes, no earthy undertones, just salty and YUCKY. Everyone else seemed to enjoy their food so perhaps I'm just being petulant (not!).

The dessert I ordered was another disappointment -- an apple financier with oatmeal stout ice-cream. Sounds good in theory but was dry and flavorless in practice, and the ice cream was weird (at first I thought it was oatmeal ice cream, which was appealing; then the waiter pointed out that it's a beer ice cream, which changes everything, in this case not for the better). We did get a fun gift from the kitchen, though. This pink ball is a white chocolate truffle with pop rocks inside. YUCKY but amusing and nostalgic. (SIDENOTE FROM THE PHOTOGRAPHER: This restaurant is extreme low-light dining. Everyone looks ravishing but you can't take good pictures of your food!)



Bin 36, WIGB? Sure, if I were in a pinch and wanted to meet someone for a fun glass of wine; but not for the food, which struck me as soulless high-volume corporate gourmet cuisine.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Day 85: Korean Reigns Supreme

In an 11th-hour surge, Korean won 36 percent of the votes, pulling away from the nearest contender, Italian, with 27 percent. Japanese, American, Vietnamese, and Middle Eastern cuisines split the balance with 9 percent each. I could go for some soon doo boo chigae right about now. . .

Thanks for voting, everybody!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Day 84: I Love This Video

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[WARNING: This video has absolutely nothing to do with food or eating. It's not even new. I just love it. I could watch this video five times a day.]

Day 84: Yummy or Yucky -- For Sale

Thanks to my blogging mentor, Beth (bookmark her excellent blog, here), I now know the true worth of my on-again-off-again effort in the blogosphere. A little web widget, found here, lets you type in a web address, then spits out a dollar figure and a bit of html so that you can post the results back to your blog. I love how the estimated value goes two places past the decimal to give me my worth down to the cent. Anyone want to buy a slightly used blog?


My blog is worth $1,693.62.
How much is your blog worth?

Day 84: Italian and Korean, Neck and Neck

Just moments ago, Korean garnered another vote bringing it to parity with Italian, the 800-pound gorilla of tasty ethnic cuisines! Very exciting, folks . . .

Only one day left to vote! Don't let Brazilian go unloved! Isn't there anyone who can't live without Sauerbraten? Or poi?

Day 84: Pasta with Kielbasa and Swiss Chard

I was perusing ChopTalk, Gourmet's magazine group blog (read it here), and came across this recipe for "Pasta with Kielbasa and Swiss Chard" in a post by Leslie Porcelli, identified as "Editor." The recipe is clickable here from Epicurious, which has reader reviews and lets you print in a few different size formats.

This pasta dish sounds good to me. So who's going to make it and report back?


Pasta with Kielbasa and Swiss Chard
Serves 4

3/4 lb Swiss chard (preferably red; from 1 bunch)
1/2 lb kielbasa, quartered lengthwise, then cut crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick pieces
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1/2 cup water
1/4 teaspoon dried hot red-pepper flakes
3/4 lb penne *
1 oz finely grated Parmigiano-Reggiano (1/2 cup) plus additional for serving

[* from Ms. Porcelli's post, which was about pasta dishes that lend themselves to a whole-wheat substitution: "For some reason, whole wheat penne is never able to shake its I'M HEALTHY FOR YOU! flavor. For this recipe, stick with fusili, or the charming chiocciole (snails) carried in health food stores."]

Cut out center ribs and stems from chard, then thoroughly wash, along with leaves, in several changes of cold water. Cut ribs and stems crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick pieces and coarsely chop leaves.

Cook kielbasa in oil in a 5-quart heavy pot over moderately high heat, stirring occasionally, until golden, 2 to 3 minutes. Transfer with a slotted spoon to a bowl. Cook chard ribs and stems with salt in fat remaining in pot over moderate heat, stirring occasionally, 3 minutes. Add garlic and cook, stirring, 1 minute. Add chard leaves, water, and red-pepper flakes and simmer, partially covered, until chard stems are tender, about 5 minutes. Remove lid and stir in kielbasa.

Cook pasta in a large pot of boiling salted water until al dente, then reserve 1/2 cup pasta-cooking water and drain pasta in a colander. Add pasta to chard mixture with cheese and salt to taste and toss until combined well. Thin with some of reserved pasta water if necessary.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Day 83: Turkey Burger Deluxe

A SIGN THAT YOUR BLOG IS BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY AT LEAST ONE PERSON: The Husband recently said to me, "I no longer cook for you and the kids. I cook for the blog."

Hence, tonight's dinner of turkey burgers made with lemon zest and sage, and breaded in panko and pan fried. And, cheese -- a blob of melted Fontina in the middle. YUMMY.